Horror Flick Fiend Pillows

Rosemary's Baby Supplies

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

Emergency Hipster Beard

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

Meowlzebub

"You see, honey, no lousy coronavirus is gonna get to us way out here."

"He's So Your Type."

Hitchcock's The Birds

"You big softy! How did you know I'm tired of being fought over?"

'Wait a minute....!

Kicking The Habit

"It's fondue night!"

The game comes first...

Liberties: civil and uncivil.

"Phew! - You've got bat breath."

RAISED BY PHONES

"They're not as scary on casual Friday."

"We love your manuscript! It's exactly the sort of big, sprawling epic we've been looking for!"

"Well, I think we've proved our point...you want to push it, or should I?"

'Whadaya mean my fixed income is broken?'

'Good news. We just made $21,450 online trading. Now we're only behind $347,364.'

'I've got the bill if it's too small.'

'And I thought I was leaving you.'

Screamers horror films, "crypt writer"

"Take it easy—that's just Lynn back with the orange juice."

'She's going to six different psychiatrists for her compulsive comparison shopping problem.'

Lumberjack Interviews

"Here's Pollen!"

'Horror films don't frighten me - You should see my Mum, first thing in the morning!'

Formula One Finish Line.

Vampire doing sit ups in his coffin.