Fast And Furious Fiend Pillows

Formula One Finish Line.

Under pressure.

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

Meowlzebub

"He's So Your Type."

'Wait a minute....!

Kicking The Habit

The game comes first...

"It's fondue night!"

Liberties: civil and uncivil.

Rosemary's Baby Supplies

'You had a 9 on one, a 7 on two, a 10 on three, a 23 on four...that hurt...'

"They're not as scary on casual Friday."

"We love your manuscript! It's exactly the sort of big, sprawling epic we've been looking for!"

'This course is a great ego builder.'

'Whadaya mean my fixed income is broken?'

"Well, I think we've proved our point...you want to push it, or should I?"

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'Good news. We just made $21,450 online trading. Now we're only behind $347,364.'

'I've got the bill if it's too small.'

Fast food trap.

Scariest Horror Film Ever: National Debt

Vampire doing sit ups in his coffin.

"It's not gravy. Your French Fries fell on the floor."

Lumberjack Interviews

Dog wees on man's leg as all trees are gone.

'She's definitely had work done.'

I'm sorry, Mr. Higgins is out right now with his bag of salt looking for an open wound.

"I'm a corporate tax consultant... I've got a loophole named after me..!

"Your investments went down the toilet. You now own stock in a sewage company."

"Your dinner will be later than expected, but how much later depends on where you go for it."

'No way, I can't stand country and western.' (Farm Aid Rock festival in Somerset.)

',,,,,and make it snappy'

"Arthur and I both like books with unreliable narrators. The problem is that he only reads nonfiction."

I'll take speed over security anytime.