Festive Fiend Pillows

'I've got the bill if it's too small.'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

"I love these old decorations!"

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

Christmas sweater alternatives

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

Meet Santa's entourage

'And that,and that,and that...'

"He's So Your Type."

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

A Christmas tree self portrait

The other days of the year...

"That's the answer to 'How long till winter break?' I'm looking for the capital

"I think it was one Christmas TV advert too many."

"It's fondue night!"

'First she called my mother, and then she called Santa.'

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

Rosemary's Baby Supplies

"Normally after 365 years we'd be looking at a better figure, but not when you've only worked one day a year!"

Great Moment in North Pole History

Ring those Christmas bells!

Bath Christmas Market

Christmas reunions!

'The more festive I am, the more productive I get.'

C is for Cracker

'I'm looking for something, like, 364 days a year.'