Festive Fear Fighter Pillows

Christmas Angel that's scared of heights.

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

"I love these old decorations!"

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

"Hmm. The lights are on, but nobody's home..."

The New Year's Dance

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

The Smell of Fear

Dog scared of a toad jumps onto a 'Beware the Dog' sign.

Meet Santa's entourage

Christmas sweater alternatives

'And that,and that,and that...'

'Avoid the Christmas rush, drink now.

The other days of the year...

"We all go a bit crackers over Christmas, just try to pull yourself together."

A Christmas tree self portrait

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

"I could have been a big celebrity but for my fear of public speaking."

'Then it's approved. We move from the North Pole at once due to melting of the polar ice caps.'

"Normally after 365 years we'd be looking at a better figure, but not when you've only worked one day a year!"

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

'Mice escaped again@?'

There's no place like Ho-Ho-Home

Great Moment in North Pole History

'First she called my mother, and then she called Santa.'

"And you can REALLY make 345,000 deliveries in ONE day!"