Festive Spirit Defender Pillows

"And you must be the domestic partner we refused to extend spousal benefits to."

Coronavirus ruins Christmas

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Bubbly

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

Prosecco Peacock

Cow and Milk

Reindeer

'How long has it been shaking like a bowl full of jelly when you laugh?'

Children with Dog on Christmas Eve

Dog on a harp

Mice playing double bass

Happy New Year! Hope you can stay up for it!

Scratchy carves out another masterpiece.

Sabrage!

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

'Just tell him you mind your teacher and do your lessons. You don't have to prove it.'

'Attention everyone! I'd like to make a rebuttal of the resolution my husband just made about my going SHOPPING.'

To prevent Christmas git opening from being over in a flash, the Wagner kids were required to use only their feet.

SANTA'S ATTORNEY

'Well, it was in 1990 that I started to think I didn't exist.'

Peace on Earth, Goodwill to the less fortunate...

'It's true, nobody ever elected me C.E.O. However, I always just assumed I was.'

Easter Bunny

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

"We've made a few changes."

"This little piggy goes to the market. . ."

"Before we begin our Thanksgiving feast, let us join hands and beg for it."

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

"Room for bigger presents."