Festive Spirit Defender Pillows

"And you must be the domestic partner we refused to extend spousal benefits to."

Coronavirus ruins Christmas

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Bubbly

Prosecco Peacock

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

Reindeer

Cow and Milk

'How long has it been shaking like a bowl full of jelly when you laugh?'

Dog on a harp

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

Happy New Year! Hope you can stay up for it!

Scratchy carves out another masterpiece.

Children with Dog on Christmas Eve

Tomorrow we'll cheer the fourth of July! Picnics with families mean hot dogs to buy! Flags will be waving so proudly up high! And fireworks displays will light the night sky which Frank will miss due to way too much pie! Pie Eating Contest!

Sabrage!

Mice playing double bass

'Just tell him you mind your teacher and do your lessons. You don't have to prove it.'

'Attention everyone! I'd like to make a rebuttal of the resolution my husband just made about my going SHOPPING.'

To prevent Christmas git opening from being over in a flash, the Wagner kids were required to use only their feet.

SANTA'S ATTORNEY

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

'Well, it was in 1990 that I started to think I didn't exist.'

"We've made a few changes."

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

"Room for bigger presents."

Peace on Earth, Goodwill to the less fortunate...

You're my Christmas No 1.

Christmas Craftwork

'It's true, nobody ever elected me C.E.O. However, I always just assumed I was.'