Holiday Spirit Defender Pillows

Cull bosses who make their employees work at Christmas when it's not essential.

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

O Christmas Tea

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

Gracie sees a plane on Christmas Eve and tells her dad Santa is flying it.

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

'How do I know if you've been naughty or nice? CCTV!!'

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

'OMG! Is it Christmas already?'

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

'Yes, I think you better had ask Santa for it. Because there's no way I could afford to buy it.'

"Maybe this year..."

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

"Each year John has so much trouble untangling the lights, they're on him longer than the tree!"

Drones deliver gold, frankincense and myrrh to baby Jesus.

"Well, I'm sorry, but that's what happens when you micromanage!"

'Son, you're old enough now to know, there's no such thing as Christmas.'

'Here, Santa. My wish list wouldn't fit on paper, so take this flash drive.'

'You don't have to raise your hand here, little boy.'

Christmas is fun...but as soon as the holidays are over I'm heading down to Florida for the sun.

''Amazing amount of assembly required'.'

"We're letting you go, delivering by drone is cheaper."

Four calling birds...three French hens...two turtle doves... This is my favourite part.

What do you wish for next year?

Elf of the Month

Boy Prays for a Full Stocking