Holiday Spirit Advocate Pillows

Peace on Earth

'How do I know if you've been naughty or nice? CCTV!!'

"For the last time, Dad, I don't want to be a dentist! I want to make toys like the other elves."

"Police? A burglar dressed all in red has just run off with my wife. Short, fat and ugly, with a white beard covered in soot - but she's good to the kids!"

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

'Since when is good will towards men a crime?'

'If it helps any, ho, ho, ho!'

Santa's Workshop...St Nickolas Foundation...Philanthropy since the year 701.

"Oh, yes, I've been good...relatively speaking!"

Although well intended, Santa's idea to take the elves to an amusement park was not well planned.

What do you wish for next year?

"Merry Christmas, young man!"

"I'm spreading Christmas cheers."

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

Santa called but you were out!

Tipping Pain Chart

"When you're finished with your Thanksgiving

Street Carolers

Happy St Pancakes Day

Gracie sees a plane on Christmas Eve and tells her dad Santa is flying it.

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

"The holiday roast has yams, petters, carrots, pumpkin, parsnips, and tomato. What shall we call it?"

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

O Christmas Tea

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

'OMG! Is it Christmas already?'

'Yes, I think you better had ask Santa for it. Because there's no way I could afford to buy it.'

"Times are challenging so all our staff have to multitask."

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."