Holiday Season Advocate Pillows

"After buying phones for my four kids, wife and mother-in-law, I couldn't afford to buy myself one."

Where your mind & battle are los

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Christmas Tree

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

'He lives for his holidays.'

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

"Home depot."

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

"Ninja bread men"

Tourists and their Pets.

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

'How very Cumbria.'

Non-Denominational Carols

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

'Now it fits.'

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

Horn of Leftovers

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."