Festive Safety Advocate Pillows

Santa in a secure grotto.

Pool attached to child's bed.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Man using to much bug spray

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

"Getting the hang of it?"

Yo ho ho!

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Five

"Careful."

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

Under Capitalism, Expensive Equipment is Always, Unlike People, Innocent Until Proven Guilty

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

Kangaroo: Baby on Board

Merry Kissmas

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

Boozing and Cruising

The first 10,000 fans got a concussion bobblehead!

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

'Knowledge is the ultimate weapon. Next!'

Peace on Earth

Model employee reads 'Best Practice' document ... scruffy slob reads 'Worst Practice', with messy desk and dangerous wires.

'How do I know if you've been naughty or nice? CCTV!!'

Speeding Forklift

'This is a new electronic child-proof cap. If you can pronounce the drug's name, it opens.'

"You know you have to wait an hour after eating before getting out of the water, young man!"

'Just say no to ch-e-e-s-ee!'