Festive Precautionist Pillows

santa claus megaphone.

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

Yo ho ho!

Cheers

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

Maypole

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

Merry Kissmas

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

Santa-Can at the North Pole.

'Somehow it just doesn't seem worth it for a one man business.'

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

'Since when does Shamrocks give you an itchy rash?'

Elf of the Month

"He's upset I'm getting 36,000 points for speeding in one night."

Cat has unraveled Santa's suit

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

"It's called being preemptive."

The Devil's advocaat.

During a respite in union negotiations, simmering tensions boil over as some disgruntled members of the toymakers elf union take matters in their own hands.

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

Be careful how you unwrap it I think it MIGHT be his stool sample!

"Huge, big thank you, Santa, for recording the office holiday greeting."

"I keep thinking it's Christmas."

'They think I can walk on water.'

Snowball Fight With Santa