Festive Avoidance Pillows

"It's not that I can't stand the cold - I just hate the holidays."

"I don't believe in you!"

"That's Bridgeport from legal, he's got the consent forms."

"I want the contract to say that if we win a championship of any sort, no one spills champagne on my head."

"This year let's choose a Christmas card design that reflects the situation the country is in. Let's go for a design that says: Bah humbug!"

"I cloned myself to take care of my Thanksgiving duties while I watch football in peace."

"I finished my holiday shopping. I'm re-gifting presents I received last year."

"Safe? Of course it's safe! I do fireworks every year!"

"I've never hated Christmas, just people."

"So, Mr. Claus, there IS a Virginia!"

'Your wife didn't do this. I'd recognize your handwriting anywhere.'

'Hey, would you mind stirring your Ovaltine somewhere else?!'

"I just keep getting this urge to say 'Bah Humbug'!"

So glad you could make it!

'I can't talk now. I'm in the annual meeting.'

"That 'Spirit of Christmas yet to come' comes around earlier every year..."

'I've got to get away from Christmas... I've got to get away...'

Trilby - 'Allons, glycere! rougis mon verre...'

Hiding in a cupboard for a few hours helped Tom survive the festive season.

"Can't you do something productive instead of sitting around 364 days of the year?"

Vampire Cocktail.

'Meet the Easter Bunny.'

Scrooge: only-23-days until day after Christmas.

"The only turkey here is one without a packed bag and a plane ticket."

Although not having a bad hare day, Paul and Toni were certainly having an unusual hare day that Easter.

Wishing You A Big Bunny Hug

"I'm the spirit of Christmas Present."

"You know if I've been naughty or nice? Do you have my phone tapped?

'I think it has something to do with global warming.'

'Mr. Humbug'

"December 19, 1960 - North Pole: An innocent water balloon fight turns tragic as temperatures dip below freezing." "Holy Toledo."

Collateral Santa

Do you know the time, Santa?

"I'm just sayin', the chances of Santa stopping by to fill your stocking are pretty slim!"

'Nothing. Turn off the porch light.'