Festive Procrastinator Pillows

Add a touch of humor and comfort with a playful pillow for your festive procrastinator. Great for lazy holiday mornings or cozy nights, these pillows cheerfully reflect their cheerful, delayed holiday spirit.

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A Christmas Carl.

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"I'm the spirit of Christmas Present." mockup

"I'm the spirit of Christmas Present."

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Do you know the time, Santa?

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"I finished my holiday shopping. I'm re-gifting presents I received last year."

"I finished my holiday shopping. I'm re-gifting presents I received last year." mockup

"I finished my holiday shopping. I'm re-gifting presents I received last year."

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Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies. mockup

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

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"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea." mockup

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

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"And my client will be seeking significant damages for being mistakenly placed in the naughty column!"

"And my client will be seeking significant damages for being mistakenly placed in the naughty column!" mockup

"And my client will be seeking significant damages for being mistakenly placed in the naughty column!"

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'Maybe there is something in all this global warming stuff.'

'Maybe there is something in all this global warming stuff.' mockup

'Maybe there is something in all this global warming stuff.'

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"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!" mockup

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

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'I get that reaction a lot.'

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Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'! mockup

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

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Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world. mockup

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

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"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?" mockup

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

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Santa-Can at the North Pole.

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'Since when does Shamrocks give you an itchy rash?'

'Since when does Shamrocks give you an itchy rash?' mockup

'Since when does Shamrocks give you an itchy rash?'

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'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.' mockup

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

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"He's upset I'm getting 36,000 points for speeding in one night."

"He's upset I'm getting 36,000 points for speeding in one night." mockup

"He's upset I'm getting 36,000 points for speeding in one night."

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Cat has unraveled Santa's suit

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Santa Claus writes a 'Yule Blog'. mockup

Santa Claus writes a 'Yule Blog'.

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Snowball Fight With Santa

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"Huge, big thank you, Santa, for recording the office holiday greeting."

"Huge, big thank you, Santa, for recording the office holiday greeting." mockup

"Huge, big thank you, Santa, for recording the office holiday greeting."

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During a respite in union negotiations, simmering tensions boil over as some disgruntled members of the toymakers elf union take matters in their own hands.

During a respite in union negotiations, simmering tensions boil over as some disgruntled members of the toymakers elf union take matters in their own hands.

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'They think I can walk on water.' mockup

'They think I can walk on water.'

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"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies." mockup

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

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"I said I wanted a watch!"

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Be careful how you unwrap it I think it MIGHT be his stool sample!

Be careful how you unwrap it I think it MIGHT be his stool sample! mockup

Be careful how you unwrap it I think it MIGHT be his stool sample!

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'No. 5, please step forward, open your coat, and say, 'ho, ho, ho.''

'No. 5, please step forward, open your coat, and say, 'ho, ho, ho.'' mockup

'No. 5, please step forward, open your coat, and say, 'ho, ho, ho.''

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"We're from Neighborhood Watch. We'd like to see some I.D."

"We're from Neighborhood Watch. We'd like to see some I.D." mockup

"We're from Neighborhood Watch. We'd like to see some I.D."

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'According to the breathalyser, you're 50,000 glasses of sherry over the legal limit.'

'According to the breathalyser, you're 50,000 glasses of sherry over the legal limit.' mockup

'According to the breathalyser, you're 50,000 glasses of sherry over the legal limit.'

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'Regretfully your honour- I had too much to drink at our Christmas party and have forgotten my briefs.'

'Regretfully your honour- I had too much to drink at our Christmas party and have forgotten my briefs.' mockup

'Regretfully your honour- I had too much to drink at our Christmas party and have forgotten my briefs.'

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"You're only supposed to leave him one glass of sherry!"

"You're only supposed to leave him one glass of sherry!" mockup

"You're only supposed to leave him one glass of sherry!"

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"Ok, Santa comes in and goes for the cookies, while I sneak up and join the reindeer! Foolproof!"

"Ok, Santa comes in and goes for the cookies, while I sneak up and join the reindeer! Foolproof!" mockup

"Ok, Santa comes in and goes for the cookies, while I sneak up and join the reindeer! Foolproof!"

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'Well yeah, I was a jolly old elf until that *6!!# Wikileaks exposed how my operation really works.'

'Well yeah, I was a jolly old elf until that *6!!# Wikileaks exposed how my operation really works.' mockup

'Well yeah, I was a jolly old elf until that *6!!# Wikileaks exposed how my operation really works.'

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'A Very Bad Boy'

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'I spend the winter in Sarasota now, since I sold my entire list to telemarketers.'

'I spend the winter in Sarasota now, since I sold my entire list to telemarketers.' mockup

'I spend the winter in Sarasota now, since I sold my entire list to telemarketers.'

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Festive Procrastinator Pillows Collection

Festive Procrastinator Mugs

Explore our range of witty mugs perfect for the festive procrastinator. Find a humorous design that makes holiday sipping even more cheerful.

Festive Procrastinator Prints

Browse our humorous holiday prints to brighten up their home. Ideal for the creative procrastinator’s space, these art pieces add a whimsical touch to seasonal decor.

Festive Procrastinator T-Shirts

Discover fun T-shirts that celebrate the creative procrastinator’s holiday spirit. Perfect for relaxed holiday gatherings or casual days, adding humor to their wardrobe.