Festive Schedule Juggler Pillows

"I want to cancel my 3 o'clock and my 4 o'clock, and oh! I want to cancel my 1:30!"

"Do I have many meetings today?"

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

"Hey look, my To Do list! I haven't been able to find this for weeks!"

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

"I'd love to spend more time with you, Jason, but you're not on my fall schedule."

If I can have your attention, gentlemen- we have a heavy schedule.

Santa's Party Trick - mishap with decoration juggling.

Of COURSE I hate to rush around all the time! But I do it so I won't have to hurry later!

'He's really very busy but you can wait.'

"We can't turn back the clock. Trust me, I tried. It really messes up your schedule."

Outstanding Time Management

"Well let`s see. It's going to be tight but I could squeeze you in for a walk at 1 pm."

The inventor of the clock realizes his mistake

"Tuesday's out - back-to-back nanny interviews. Wednesday's potty training. I can playdate Thursday. How's 3:15?"

Scheduel.

"I finished my holiday shopping. I'm re-gifting presents I received last year."

"The subject of this never ending meeting was how to keep meetings short..."

"Find out who's on vacation and then add this stuff to the workload on his desk."

"Follow up appointment... the doctor will be retired by then."

'At 11:00 you'll be putting your right hand in. At 11:01 you'll take it out, put it back in and at 11:02, shake it all about...'

"My digital planner exploding may be a sign I'm way too busy."

'Where were you on the night of October 31st?'

'Sorry I'll have to hurry the working breakfast, I due at a business lunch.'

"Can't do 3 p.m. — I'm scheduled for a migraine."

'Time management begins with the assumption that time will move slow enough to be managed.'

'I purchased this great book on time management but, with my schedule, I can't find the time to read it.'

Living by the Clock

"...Thursday - you are due in hospital to have a baby. Friday - you..."

How to talk to a mathematically untalented boss.