Festive Blogger Pillows

Santa Claus writes a 'Yule Blog'.

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Night of the Latkes

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

'Ho,ho,ho, but can you be more specific?'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'

Panettone

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

Yo ho ho!

"And my client will be seeking significant damages for being mistakenly placed in the naughty column!"

"Anything but milk and cookies."

'Maybe there is something in all this global warming stuff.'

'Bye dear! I'll have another nice reindeer steak ready for you when you get back.'

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

"You really clean up on these mileage deductions, don't you."

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

"Call me selfish if you want, but I have no issue with spoiling the farmer's Christmas lunch: I'm out of here..."

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

Twas the week before Christmas and all thru the house

Christmas Drinks 'n' Nibbles System

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

'One of my relatives is coming to Thanksgiving dinner...and one of yours.'

With all that Christmas baking left, that's a bad thing...(egg prices soar).

'Oh, Christ.'

"Honey, I love celebrating Christmas! I love all the food, the sweets, the Christmas tree and the presents, but our bank account hates Christmas!"

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

'I get that reaction a lot.'

"The spare sack? After a million warm beers and pieces of fruit cake...you'd have a spare sack too!"

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'