Festive Blogger Gifts

Santa Claus writes a 'Yule Blog'.

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Night of the Latkes

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

'Ho,ho,ho, but can you be more specific?'

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Panettone

"Anything but milk and cookies."

"And my client will be seeking significant damages for being mistakenly placed in the naughty column!"

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

Yo ho ho!

'Maybe there is something in all this global warming stuff.'

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

"You really clean up on these mileage deductions, don't you."

'Bye dear! I'll have another nice reindeer steak ready for you when you get back.'

"Call me selfish if you want, but I have no issue with spoiling the farmer's Christmas lunch: I'm out of here..."

Christmas Drinks 'n' Nibbles System

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

'One of my relatives is coming to Thanksgiving dinner...and one of yours.'

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

Happy St Pancakes Day

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

'I get that reaction a lot.'

'That'll be all the mince pies and sherry!'

Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.

"Honey, I love celebrating Christmas! I love all the food, the sweets, the Christmas tree and the presents, but our bank account hates Christmas!"