Festive Commentator Pillows

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Christmas Presents.

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

Bad gifts

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

Help! Have to pay back a big world bank loan.

"Just as I feared. Tariffs."

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

'Oh, Christ.'

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

'Due to budget cuts we are having to take on more temporary staff.'

Merry Sisyphus - Christmas pudding being pushed up a mountain.

'Well, hello, Mr. Christmas!'

Your dad is a union man, isn't he?

'No, I'm not writing to Santa, I'm writing a blog questioning the validity of Santa, since he has no web presence.'

Santa Claus writes a 'Yule Blog'.

Santa with a boy on his knee:' I've got your 300 dollars. Did you bring your Mom and Dad's social security numbers and password information?'

Santa hosing the Chimney.

There IS a Santa Claus.

'Times are hard so these will have to be presents for Christmas and birthday combined!'

C.P.A.

It happened on Christmas Eve

The composer of the 'Twelve Days of Christmas' song.

"We had no sherry so I left him some of your dad's home brew instead."

"Well, if you expect me to be good, you'll have to bring me something better than the rubbish I got last year!"

'And the Angel of the Lord said unto them, 'Go fill all thy shops with overpriced tat, stuff thyselves sill for four months and see if thou canst get away with calling it Christmas.'

T'was the night before Christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring...except Bert who had a weak bladder!

"So Mr. Claus, there is a Virginia!"

Ever vigilant, the restive Claus uses it to get an early start on the naughty and nice list.

"This weekend is seriously messing with some of my previously held beliefs."