Festive Foodie Pillows

'Just the one, thanks.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Mommy, the partridge has gone from the pear tree."

'That's not what I meant when I asked you to carve it.'

Thanksgiving Turkey Fortune: "Why the silence?"

"Ah! It's that time of year again!"

'This is our leftovers from Christmas.'

Thanksgiving: 'You are what you eat.'

Eat drink and be merry!

"Unusual turkey darling!" "Thanks, it's made out of Brussel sprouts!"

Farm Fresh Egg Nog.

'Are you having the usual turkey for Christmas this year?'

"I've gained ten pounds!" "Isn't that what the turkey weighed?"

Elf Entrepreneur - Rudolph Burgers.

Fruit Cake Production Line.

'This tastes like BOOGERS!' - 'It is carrot cake.'

Other Patron Saints of Christmas

'Great, the 53,927th plate of cookies tonight. I'll never get my health insurance bonus now!'

'Cutbacks due to the recession mean that there will be no coin in the pudding this year ...'

'No, you don't get to choose between the wearin' of the green and the eatin' of the green.'

"Please bless this food and the start of the Christmas shopping season."

Amusing patients: Jingle Bells stomach tune

Santa's doner kebab - Santa, one of the reindeer has gone missing.

Turkey reading a book on the Atkins diet.

'Christmas is coming, the goose is getting fit.' (weight reduction kit).

'The holiday season always stresses me out, big time.'

'Okay, same as last year, right? I eat the cookies, you drink the milk, we blame Santa Claus...'

Christmas Pudding Girl.

They didn't leave you any carrots. Go ahead and eat their hostas.

Turkey Autopsy

Turkey Day: 'I wanna leg!' 'I want dressing!' 'I want the light meat!'

Eat beef this Christmas!

"Cut down on the Ho-Ho's."

'Okay, the outfit COULD have shrunk since last year, but not the belt!'

'Mom! Have you seen Snowball?'

Hot Chestnuts