Festive Foodie Pillows

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Mommy, the partridge has gone from the pear tree."

"Ah! It's that time of year again!"

'This is our leftovers from Christmas.'

Thanksgiving: 'You are what you eat.'

Eat drink and be merry!

"Unusual turkey darling!" "Thanks, it's made out of Brussel sprouts!"

Other Patron Saints of Christmas

Elf Entrepreneur - Rudolph Burgers.

"I've gained ten pounds!" "Isn't that what the turkey weighed?"

'Are you having the usual turkey for Christmas this year?'

Hot Chestnuts

Turkey reading a book on the Atkins diet.

'Wenceslas Pizzas: 'Deep-pan, crisp & even'.'

'Christmas is coming, the goose is getting fit.' (weight reduction kit).

'Mom! Have you seen Snowball?'

"I'm just sayin', Boss, maybe you should lay off the cookies and milk for a while!"

Christmas Pudding Girl.

'Great, the 53,927th plate of cookies tonight. I'll never get my health insurance bonus now!'

Turkey Autopsy

"Cut down on the Ho-Ho's."

'The holiday season always stresses me out, big time.'

Santa's doner kebab - Santa, one of the reindeer has gone missing.

'No, you don't get to choose between the wearin' of the green and the eatin' of the green.'

Amusing patients: Jingle Bells stomach tune

'Okay, the outfit COULD have shrunk since last year, but not the belt!'

"Please bless this food and the start of the Christmas shopping season."

Eat beef this Christmas!

'Cutbacks due to the recession mean that there will be no coin in the pudding this year ...'

"For Thanksgiving...I want to celebrate Christmas!"

"Seriously? You went on a diet before Christmas?"

'Would you like a little turkey gravy in your drip Mr Barrington'

I don't know about you, but I really get nervous this time of year!

The 12 Snacks of Christmas

"I don't care what your father said, Santa likes milk and cookies NOT beer and pretzels!"

Gluten-free Santa