Festive Food Enthusiasts Pillows

'You really shouldn't eat food that are out of season.'

Boxing day at Santa's house

Night of the Latkes

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'

Panettone

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

"Anything but milk and cookies."

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

Twas the week before Christmas and all thru the house

'Bye dear! I'll have another nice reindeer steak ready for you when you get back.'

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

Christmas Drinks 'n' Nibbles System

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

'We can always cook it one half at a time.'

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

"Call me selfish if you want, but I have no issue with spoiling the farmer's Christmas lunch: I'm out of here..."

Stuffing the turkey.

'One of my relatives is coming to Thanksgiving dinner...and one of yours.'

"Honey, I love celebrating Christmas! I love all the food, the sweets, the Christmas tree and the presents, but our bank account hates Christmas!"

Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.

With all that Christmas baking left, that's a bad thing...(egg prices soar).

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

Happy St Pancakes Day

"The spare sack? After a million warm beers and pieces of fruit cake...you'd have a spare sack too!"

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

'That'll be all the mince pies and sherry!'

"The holiday roast has yams, petters, carrots, pumpkin, parsnips, and tomato. What shall we call it?"

'I am the ghost of Christmas future...with fries!'

Turkey Autopsy

"Cut down on the Ho-Ho's."

Santa's doner kebab - Santa, one of the reindeer has gone missing.

Hot Chestnuts