Yuletide Bloggers Pillows

Santa Claus writes a 'Yule Blog'.

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

"Will you only promise the children toys that can be brought at this store?"

Baby it's cold outside.

Santa Elevator

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

Santa Claus writes a 'Yule Blog'.

Hoo Hoo Hoo Merry Christmas!

"He feels the honey-citrus glaze overpowers the plum."

Eskimo putting fake snow on his Christmas tree

'What's all this 'naughty or nice' jazz? ? Haven't you ever heard of situational ethics?'

'The shepherds couldn't make it!'

Father Christmas's Alternative Sleigh.

'I'm facing unemployment! The world is running out of nice kids!'

This Christmas Let's Hang Together

Tree piercings.

"Thank you for the best Christmas ever. - Gracie"

Christmas Snob

Pursuasion - Cats Shopping in the Snow

A day at the beach

'Do you mean 'naughty or nice' in the traditional sense, or the politically correct sense?'

"Bearing in mind that Santa has fact checkers, have you been a good little boy?"

"And you can download a further selection of our songs at www.carolsingers.com..."

"He's very busy. One 'Good King Wenceslas', and then about you go."

"He's hoping his nose can be used in a cake!"

"She's started instagramming solid food."

Static Caravan

'After that 24 hour beer and fruit cake binge, you need a radical detox!'

'I need Flag Day off.'

BIG Christmas tree

On the twelth day of Christmas...

Santa reads note: Sorry Santa no mince pie or sherry this year blame Farepak.