Holiday Procrastinator Pillows

'Hmm... Only 11 days till I have to start Christmas shopping.'

"Sorry, pal, you're too late. I'm completely out of ideas."

He hurt himself taking out the Christmas tree? But it's February! That's not all, he tripped over the jack-o-lantern!

'Will you look at THAT-Christmas six months gone and her decorations still up!'

"Oh no! It's definitely time to take care of the Christmas gifts!"

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

Turkey Autopsy

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

Christmas Presents.

"I know it's not an ideal situation, Samantha, but how else are we going to afford a 160 gigabyte laptop, a top of the range mobile and a Playstation 3 for the kids presents?"

Serious Putty

Wait - If this is a big bag of toys, where's the big bag of dirty laundry? Worst Christmas morning ever.

'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'

Twas the week before Christmas and all thru the house

Cat Waits For Mouse To Come And Kiss Under The Mistletoe

"You're on vacation. Stop trying to type things."

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

Santa Claws...

"It will be a short service. We’re getting married during half-time."

"I cloned myself to take care of my Thanksgiving duties while I watch football in peace."

The Devil's advocaat.

'It's self cleaning, and runs on natural gas.'

"I finished my holiday shopping. I'm re-gifting presents I received last year."

'Times are hard so these will have to be presents for Christmas and birthday combined!'

I was a day late and a dollar short, but it was a personal best!

"How about fashionably never?"

"We had no sherry so I left him some of your dad's home brew instead."

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

An Elf Pervert: 'Just put these on...see if they fit.'

'If you are a good boy, Santa will bring you the tires next year.'

Yeahhhh, I've goofed-off at the fax machine, laser printer, copier, but I'm a traditionist. Nothing beats the watercooler!

"I find a good way to avoid stress is to close the curtains, climb into bed, and pull the covers over my head."

'Take that off, Fuller. You're scaring the hell out of everyone!'