Holiday Hoarder Pillows

'They say if you close your eyes and think happy thoughts, it won't hurt as much. . .'

"Harold wanted to make sure no one takes his chair while we're on holiday."

'Times are hard so these will have to be presents for Christmas and birthday combined!'

'Millers said they travelled through Europe? Nonsense! All of their souvenirs have little tags reading 'Made in China'!'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

'Now there's a vet that needs a holiday,'

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

"Forget the harps, we can spend Eternity in there."

How to fight a vampire snowman

'First semester, you learn the numbers. Second semester, you use them to count the days 'til school is out.'

'And that,and that,and that...'

Sand Snowmen

"Yipeee!"

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

Children with Dog on Christmas Eve

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized we need a vacation.'

'Now, dear, I spent 35 years pretending to look busy. I can't just quit overnight!'

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

'Yes, I think you better had ask Santa for it. Because there's no way I could afford to buy it.'

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."

Santa, alien, easter bunny and sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

'I'm bored.' - 'I'm bored and hot.'

'Still on a holiday high, Miss Frimley?'

"Buckle up. We're in the midst of an unprecedented breadcrumb recession."

'The cat's gone on vacation.'

"If you can't see the sea I can recommend an optician in the High Street."

'Apparently we were wrong expecting him to return from vacation with renewed enthusiasm and vitality!'