Holiday Hunter Pillows

'The Christmas specials look kind of picked over.'

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.'

Lounging by the pool

Camping-Pong

"I know it's not an ideal situation, Samantha, but how else are we going to afford a 160 gigabyte laptop, a top of the range mobile and a Playstation 3 for the kids presents?"

'See you in two weeks!'

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

Ice Cream Tower.

'Did you say psst?.'

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

'I think I'll go somewhere warm this year.'

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

Santa, alien, easter bunny and sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"Have you packed everything into your smartphone?"

A pilgrim driving a camper leaving the Mayflower ship.

'Apparently we were wrong expecting him to return from vacation with renewed enthusiasm and vitality!'

"I hate waiting! I know! I'll set this clock back an hour, and then in an hour...I'll move it forward, and 60 minutes will go by in a flash! Of course, we'll have to do this 176 more times."

"Rabbi Mandelbaum?"

"Did you know that someday astronauts may put themselves into deep hibernation to artificially shorten the grueling journey to their ultimate destination? Wake me up on Christmas morning."

'Happy New Year!'

'This is just a holiday tradition - It's nothing personal.'

The Day After a Long Weekend: "Monday?? Wednesday? There's no way to know!!"

Beer Belly.