Holiday Hunter Gifts

'The Christmas specials look kind of picked over.'

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.'

Lounging by the pool

Camping-Pong

'See you in two weeks!'

"I know it's not an ideal situation, Samantha, but how else are we going to afford a 160 gigabyte laptop, a top of the range mobile and a Playstation 3 for the kids presents?"

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

Ice Cream Tower.

Hunter in stand in a Christmas tree tied to a car.

Twas the week before Christmas and all thru the house

'Did you say psst?.'

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

'I think I'll go somewhere warm this year.'

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

"Have you packed everything into your smartphone?"

Santa, alien, easter bunny and sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

A pilgrim driving a camper leaving the Mayflower ship.

"I hate waiting! I know! I'll set this clock back an hour, and then in an hour...I'll move it forward, and 60 minutes will go by in a flash! Of course, we'll have to do this 176 more times."

'Apparently we were wrong expecting him to return from vacation with renewed enthusiasm and vitality!'

"Rabbi Mandelbaum?"

'Happy New Year!'

"Did you know that someday astronauts may put themselves into deep hibernation to artificially shorten the grueling journey to their ultimate destination? Wake me up on Christmas morning."

'This is just a holiday tradition - It's nothing personal.'

The Day After a Long Weekend: "Monday?? Wednesday? There's no way to know!!"