Holiday King Gifts

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

Lounging by the pool

Camping-Pong

'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.'

'See you in two weeks!'

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

Skier and his dog.

Ice Cream Tower.

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."

'Did you say psst?.'

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

'Santa is the delivery man, I'm the CEO. Do you know what a CEO is, Lisa?'

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

Nanny with children on leash

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

"Trick or treat?"

"For keyhole turkey carving we use a 12 mm port in each flank and third in the midline."

Santa, alien, easter bunny and sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

'I think I'll go somewhere warm this year.'

"Have you packed everything into your smartphone?"

A pilgrim driving a camper leaving the Mayflower ship.

'Apparently we were wrong expecting him to return from vacation with renewed enthusiasm and vitality!'

"Too much salt?! Hey, I put a lot of sweat and tears into making that Christmas Pudding!"

Blowing out the Christmas Pudding.