Holiday Taker Gifts

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

Camping-Pong

'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.'

Lounging by the pool

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

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"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

'See you in two weeks!'

Skier and his dog.

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

Ice Cream Tower.

'Did you say psst?.'

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

'I think I'll go somewhere warm this year.'

"Have you packed everything into your smartphone?"

Santa, alien, easter bunny and sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

'I think its being tapped.'

"While you were on vacation, Zooker, a motion was made and seconded to saw five and a half inches off your chair legs."

"Of course it's not a mirage - mirages don't wear Chanel No 5."

A pilgrim driving a camper leaving the Mayflower ship.

"Put it on pause, son, and come to Thanksgiving dinner."

'Apparently we were wrong expecting him to return from vacation with renewed enthusiasm and vitality!'

'Times are hard so these will have to be presents for Christmas and birthday combined!'

'Happy New Year!'

"Did you know that someday astronauts may put themselves into deep hibernation to artificially shorten the grueling journey to their ultimate destination? Wake me up on Christmas morning."

'This is just a holiday tradition - It's nothing personal.'

The Day After a Long Weekend: "Monday?? Wednesday? There's no way to know!!"