Holiday Taker T-Shirts

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.'

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

Lounging by the pool

Camping-Pong

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"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

'See you in two weeks!'

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

Skier and his dog.

Ice Cream Tower.

'Did you say psst?.'

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

'I think its being tapped.'

'I think I'll go somewhere warm this year.'

Santa, alien, easter bunny and sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"Have you packed everything into your smartphone?"

"While you were on vacation, Zooker, a motion was made and seconded to saw five and a half inches off your chair legs."

A pilgrim driving a camper leaving the Mayflower ship.

'Apparently we were wrong expecting him to return from vacation with renewed enthusiasm and vitality!'

'Times are hard so these will have to be presents for Christmas and birthday combined!'

"Put it on pause, son, and come to Thanksgiving dinner."

'Happy New Year!'

"Did you know that someday astronauts may put themselves into deep hibernation to artificially shorten the grueling journey to their ultimate destination? Wake me up on Christmas morning."

The Day After a Long Weekend: "Monday?? Wednesday? There's no way to know!!"

'This is just a holiday tradition - It's nothing personal.'

'Any place that doesn't have snow.'