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"While you were on vacation, Zooker, a motion was made and seconded to saw five and a half inches off your chair legs."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Holiday time.

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

'He lives for his holidays.'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Time for vacation, time for work.

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

Tourists in Egypt

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

Try me/try me/try me...

Summertime

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

"We're here to experience pleasure."

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

'What do you mean...You feel uncomfortable asking for time off?'

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.