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"Now, you want to ask for directions ... "

'When the airport said they were booking us on a different flight, I thouoght we'd still be going to Albuquerque!'

"Welcome to the staff! The compensation is generous and they have good benefits. They're cutting out our paid Bahamas cruise though, because too many employees never came back."

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Tourists

Easter Island legs

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

Bad fake tan day.

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

Working Holiday

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

Fight or Flight

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Hiding the electronics.

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

Sunbathers.

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

Travelling

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'