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"Welcome to Sandy Beach. Everything prohibited."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Bad fake tan day.

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

Fight or Flight

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Sunbathers.

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

Beach hats

"Honsetly Fred, we just got here and you want to go home."

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

"I only need shade for my wine."

I've given you 110 for ten years, like you asked. Now I'm taking that year off that I've earned!

"I know we came in peace but these ones are already half cooked."

"Well Earned Vacation"

Segregated Beach

Energy saving mode

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

'The great thing about sloth is you can't be blackmailed for it.'

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"