Vacationistas Mugs

"Welcome to Sandy Beach. Everything prohibited."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Bad fake tan day.

Fight or Flight

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

Sunbathers.

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

Beach hats

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

"Honsetly Fred, we just got here and you want to go home."

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

"I only need shade for my wine."

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

"I know we came in peace but these ones are already half cooked."

I've given you 110 for ten years, like you asked. Now I'm taking that year off that I've earned!

'The great thing about sloth is you can't be blackmailed for it.'

"Well Earned Vacation"

Segregated Beach

Energy saving mode

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"