Vacation Lover Mugs

"It's time for us to go back to Sixty-fifth and Third, Richard."

"It's over. Go home."

"The ONE Day I Don't Put On Clean Underwear"

'Did you hear that? I hope the mice haven't returned.'

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

Half Empty/Half Full/I'm Still On Vacation!!!

'Better cover-up sweetie, you're starting to burn!'

"Will you relax, Harold, we're supposed to be on vacation!"

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

'Well at least they afforded me the courtesy of not using email,'

"Sorry Honey, I'll be about thirty years late for dinner tonight."

'Don't you think your Jim has taken getting his favourite sun lounger as far as it can go?'

Two people drinking Singapore Slings.

"Thanks to the travel restrictions, we're almost out of hotel mini-bottles of shampoo."

Beach body.

'I realize it's been ten years... but I promised I wouldn't come back from vacation until I was fully relaxed.'

'I'm glad summer's almost here. I need to be with some of my own kind.'

No early morning tea past this landing

Desk plaque: Edward P. Mulrooney - Never fully returned from summer vacation, August 1994.

Excess Baggage: Sooner or later all those vacation bills come due.

'I hope you fish appreciate how much time and money I've invested in this vacation!'

'Wow, I love the tan line! Looks like somebody had a little extended vacation in the sun.'

One isn't snubbing One's wedding, One is merely celebrating One's wedding by topping up One's tan.

Thanks for cutting short your Bermuda holiday to quell the boardroom row.

'Ooh .. Look at the big one with purple spots.'

'Could you possibly come back in two weeks? --the boss is on vacation and we're trying to get some rest.'

'And how's the weather there?'

'It's your mother!'

"Unwind - you're on holiday."

He drifted for months, with nothing to sustain him but a single pina colada and enormous love handles.

A cat watching the sunset

"Ha, bet you can't beat THIS dick pic. Me and my husband Dick with the kids in Tahiti!"

Do you like Pina Coladas?

"Thank god our drinks are protected."