Vacation Lover Gifts

"It's time for us to go back to Sixty-fifth and Third, Richard."

"It's over. Go home."

"The ONE Day I Don't Put On Clean Underwear"

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

'Did you hear that? I hope the mice haven't returned.'

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

'Better cover-up sweetie, you're starting to burn!'

"Will you relax, Harold, we're supposed to be on vacation!"

Half Empty/Half Full/I'm Still On Vacation!!!

'I realize it's been ten years... but I promised I wouldn't come back from vacation until I was fully relaxed.'

'Don't you think your Jim has taken getting his favourite sun lounger as far as it can go?'

"Sorry Honey, I'll be about thirty years late for dinner tonight."

'Well at least they afforded me the courtesy of not using email,'

Two people drinking Singapore Slings.

Beach body.

"Thanks to the travel restrictions, we're almost out of hotel mini-bottles of shampoo."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

'It's your mother!'

Excess Baggage: Sooner or later all those vacation bills come due.

"You didn't tell the kids where we moved to, did you?"

"It took Larry one week to completely decompress, and another week to totally decompose."

"Why are you looking at me like?"

'I hope you fish appreciate how much time and money I've invested in this vacation!'

"Did you have to bring that bloody phone on holiday?"

'Wow, I love the tan line! Looks like somebody had a little extended vacation in the sun.'

'I'm glad summer's almost here. I need to be with some of my own kind.'

'Could you possibly come back in two weeks? --the boss is on vacation and we're trying to get some rest.'

'And how's the weather there?'

He drifted for months, with nothing to sustain him but a single pina colada and enormous love handles.

Thanks for cutting short your Bermuda holiday to quell the boardroom row.

"Unwind - you're on holiday."

'Ooh .. Look at the big one with purple spots.'

One isn't snubbing One's wedding, One is merely celebrating One's wedding by topping up One's tan.

Desk plaque: Edward P. Mulrooney - Never fully returned from summer vacation, August 1994.

No early morning tea past this landing