Vacation Saga Lover Gifts

Oh no, Leonardo has brought his holiday snaps again!

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

Segregated Beach

Fish or Cut Bait

Energy saving mode

'The great thing about sloth is you can't be blackmailed for it.'

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

Excess Baggage: Sooner or later all those vacation bills come due.

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

No early morning tea past this landing

'Take a postcard, Irene.'

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

"Let's go and get ice-creams...Dad's beach body ready."

'Well at least they afforded me the courtesy of not using email,'

'Don't you think your Jim has taken getting his favourite sun lounger as far as it can go?'

007's Dating Mishaps

The Queen on holiday

"George, I think factor 50 would probably be enough."

'I realize it's been ten years... but I promised I wouldn't come back from vacation until I was fully relaxed.'

"Sorry Honey, I'll be about thirty years late for dinner tonight."

Virgil

"Can you put some sunscreen on my ankles."

One isn't snubbing One's wedding, One is merely celebrating One's wedding by topping up One's tan.

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

'I was ahead the entire trip, until I took a shot at the double-or-nothing checkout option.'

How can you read that comic strip Blondie? Its about a kinder, simpler time. It's about ancient history. They do the same material over and over. Exactly. I can count on it. Not like your stupid Pearls and Get fuzzy. Oooh, look how angry and edgy they are. They're sooo clever! Your whole gig is being angry and edgy. Look, I'm setting Candorville on fire.

Toy skier jumps from snow globe to miniature winter scene.

"Honey, you're not working on your computer? You're taking this vacation thing a little too far, aren't you?"

'You mean you don't have a bowling alley on board? And you call yourself a cruise ship?'

'It's a special delivery from 'Troys are us'.'