Romantic Saga Devotee Gifts

Pamina cries over Tamino

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

Warrior Woman

"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

Wotan with eye patch

007's Dating Mishaps

Gogglebollox.

How can you read that comic strip Blondie? Its about a kinder, simpler time. It's about ancient history. They do the same material over and over. Exactly. I can count on it. Not like your stupid Pearls and Get fuzzy. Oooh, look how angry and edgy they are. They're sooo clever! Your whole gig is being angry and edgy. Look, I'm setting Candorville on fire.

Virgil

'It's a special delivery from 'Troys are us'.'

Now I'll read your father's 6th will and testament, which I'm sure you know may change a few more times.

"No, it won't last long, but while it does I aim to fight as much evil as possible."

Valkyrie.

"We need to spice up the company blog to get more views. . . We'll need you to have a torrid affair with Mrs Widlington."

Sauron's Sore Eye

"Good memoir, but we're looking for something more candid. Like not-being-invited-home-ever-again-for-Thanksgiving candid."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 34

Oh no, Leonardo has brought his holiday snaps again!

An angry Pirate yelling at a Sea Hawk who has just stolen his Prisoner who was about to Walk the Plank.

"Luke, come over to the light side."

"Right, - I've released the Kraken....um...er....now how do I retrieve the Kraken...?"

Offer you can't refuse

Fisherman and pelican fighting over a fish

In the old room

Mega Corp Pictures. A Batman musical? "Riddler on the roof"!

The Colonisation of Space.

Leaving the parental nest - Bride's father asking the groom to take care of his daughter.

"Get the pliers yourself."

'Maybe you'd better not come up tonight. I have a splitting headache.'

'Hooked on the soaps? Why, you poor thing -- of course we can put you on disability!'