Serial Story Devotee Gifts

'Hooked on the soaps? Why, you poor thing -- of course we can put you on disability!'

The Anti-Agent

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

Time Machine Collision.

"What do you mean you watched ahead?"

Library. Story Hour. This fact-checking site says no cow has ever jumped over the moon.

"I preferred the graphic novel of the origin story of the original prequel."

"So have you been watching Bridgerton?"

"I'm going to binge watch all 600 episodes of my favorite show. I'll talk to you in a few weeks."

Take us to your leader.

"I hope they read the fine print that the audiobook is to be voiced by Morgan Freeman."

'How would you like a fairy tale wedding before I eat you?'

"Who cares? The emperor is really buff."

'For the next sixty seconds, this station will make an annoying 'BEEEEP' sound....'

"Where the wild things went."

Lohengrin

'We bring you proof that 'Bigfoot' exists.'

'I never heard anything like that before. What does it mean?'

'Surely you could have missed one episode of Eastenders !!'

"I need to borrow enough to cover my legal expenses for bank fraud."

Enola Holmes/Millie Bobby Brown

Ashton Kutcher

"It's a limited-edition Vulcan Stone of Gol. You know ... from 'Star Trek.'"

"It's my family! They're free-floating in a panel with no border!"

'I thought Peter Pan was a boy who never grew up, not a lady with small breasts.'

Kafka at his typewriter

"That's it! I'm giving up TV! Every single show is awesome! So now nothing is worth watching."

"No offense, but Baby Yoda, like, blows you out of the water."

Pamina cries over Tamino

"I support a monstrous ideology of hate."

Good Cop, Bad Cop

'Where no man has gone before' on the ladies' toilets.

A caped superhero rescues Icarus

A misunderstanding between two passengers