Serial Story Devotee Pillows

'Hooked on the soaps? Why, you poor thing -- of course we can put you on disability!'

The Anti-Agent

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

"What do you mean you watched ahead?"

"I preferred the graphic novel of the origin story of the original prequel."

"I'm going to binge watch all 600 episodes of my favorite show. I'll talk to you in a few weeks."

Take us to your leader.

"So have you been watching Bridgerton?"

"I hope they read the fine print that the audiobook is to be voiced by Morgan Freeman."

'How would you like a fairy tale wedding before I eat you?'

"Where the wild things went."

'We bring you proof that 'Bigfoot' exists.'

'For the next sixty seconds, this station will make an annoying 'BEEEEP' sound....'

Lohengrin

"Who cares? The emperor is really buff."

'I never heard anything like that before. What does it mean?'

'Surely you could have missed one episode of Eastenders !!'

"It's a limited-edition Vulcan Stone of Gol. You know ... from 'Star Trek.'"

'I thought Peter Pan was a boy who never grew up, not a lady with small breasts.'

Kafka at his typewriter

"That's it! I'm giving up TV! Every single show is awesome! So now nothing is worth watching."

"No offense, but Baby Yoda, like, blows you out of the water."

Pamina cries over Tamino

Good Cop, Bad Cop

A caped superhero rescues Icarus

A misunderstanding between two passengers