Vacation Saga Lover Pillows

Oh no, Leonardo has brought his holiday snaps again!

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

Segregated Beach

Energy saving mode

"Entweder Fisch oder Fleisch"

'The great thing about sloth is you can't be blackmailed for it.'

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

Excess Baggage: Sooner or later all those vacation bills come due.

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

'Take a postcard, Irene.'

No early morning tea past this landing

"Let's go and get ice-creams...Dad's beach body ready."

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

'Well at least they afforded me the courtesy of not using email,'

'Don't you think your Jim has taken getting his favourite sun lounger as far as it can go?'

"George, I think factor 50 would probably be enough."

The Queen on holiday

"Sorry Honey, I'll be about thirty years late for dinner tonight."

'I realize it's been ten years... but I promised I wouldn't come back from vacation until I was fully relaxed.'

"Can you put some sunscreen on my ankles."

One isn't snubbing One's wedding, One is merely celebrating One's wedding by topping up One's tan.

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

'I was ahead the entire trip, until I took a shot at the double-or-nothing checkout option.'

'You mean you don't have a bowling alley on board? And you call yourself a cruise ship?'

Virgil

"Honey, you're not working on your computer? You're taking this vacation thing a little too far, aren't you?"

'It's a special delivery from 'Troys are us'.'