Vacation Seeker Mugs

Summertime.

'That flight is totally booked, but for $100 I can arrange for you to ride in the lavatory.'

Tony Blair and Cherie Blair

Travel Agents - Water, water, anywhere with water.

I'm overworked and nervous. I went to my doctor, to get a prescription to calm me down, and he sent me to you.

Retireee sits at desk on beach

'I've got to get away from Christmas... I've got to get away...'

Commuter on the Orient Express

"Alright girls, let's go back to the pasture before the farmer realizes I let you go to the beach today..."

'Looks like somebody is ready for summer.'

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized we need a vacation.'

'My GPS has always wanted to visit here.'

Help! I'm trapped on this Island! No wait, there's the the tour bus...

'We'd just like to get away from partisan politics for a while...'

'I've given you 110% for ten years as you requested. Now I'm taking the year off that I've earned!'

"Honey, you're working way too hard. What an we do to take some of the pressure off?"

'Been away?'

"We come all this way to relax in the sun, then lug all this stuff to protect it from us."

"Please listen to the following options..."

Tourists in Egypt

Summer vacation and Coronavirus

Snail Holiday Let

"All this pirating has taken its toll on you. I'd suggest you take at least two weeks aarrr and aarrr!!"

'Nobody goes tot the south of France anymore. It's too crowded...'

The Airport.

"Honey! It's your mother … she's found us!"

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

You need to relax. Take this prescription to any travel agent.

'I need a Vacation.'

Florida Golf.

'I need a vacation, Ms. Sims. I'm tired of the same old things day after day.'

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

'How could you possibly want another holiday? I need the towels.'

'Oh it is nice to get away from it all.'

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."