Vacation Seekers Mugs

The Desert Island Package

City Travel: 'We have a Clerical special to St Croix and St Thomas...'

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

Holiday time.

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

Pina Coladas

French wine

Tourists in Egypt

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

Taking Cupid on a holiday.

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

Summertime.

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

The Airport.

'Did you say psst?.'

"You said getting to the air B&B would be quick, I didn't think you meant this quick!"

"Well, all I know is he left on vacation to unwind... and he never wound-up again!"

Death Photobombs a Holiday

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized we need a vacation.'

"I don't mind them counting the days 'til school's out, but I wish they wouldn't do it on their fingers."

The Getaway

"Honey, run!"

'I think I'll go somewhere warm this year.'

Couple in a yacht setting up a washing line on wind turbines.

'Another artisanal B&B.'

Commuter on the Orient Express