Staycation Seeker Mugs

"With finances the way they are we had to give up the idea of a family holiday this year."

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

'Now here's a place I like!'

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

Couch and Potato

'You know your problem, Harlan? You need to get in touch with your 'inner beach bum'.'

The Desert Island Package

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."

"I visited the beach on Google Earth. Next time I'll wear sunscreen."

"Yay! School is done!!"

A gondolier clears leaves form a pool

Inbox and outbox for books

I wanted to holiday at home...But in Spain.

Couch potato.

"I'm so glad you've agreed to see Paris with me."

"So, our holiday was cancelled but at least our tastebuds can still go to Italy."

"It was the boss' suggestion...that I take a working vacation...in the office."

'Surely the most environment-friendly holiday is staying at home.'

Bed and Breakfast and Couch and Coffee

Time for mu annual treecation. I've no idea what that means. Tough times. Instead of going on an expensive vacation, some people go on a staycation. They stay at home. Poor suckers. Happiness is not working under my tree – with my iPhone. Launching sunblock app.

The vacation rental agency is saying technically that's a "lap pool," so we can't get our money back.

'This is great! We should holiday at home next year too!'

'We don't have the money for everyone to go, and, well, our luggage has never been to the Bahamas before...'

"But why do we have to go on holiday? We can see all this stuff on TV."

"I didn't go anywhere this summer. I was home-camped."

My Covid passport

"Why fly south?"

"Apparently our hotel is just a stone's throw from the beach..!"

"Looks like on of those 'Staycationers' in his motor home."

'The wife and I are planning to look at pictures of Vegas online for our vacation this year. How about you and your family?'

When they said more people were choosing to holiday at home I think they meant in the UK

"Come on John, it's not safe to work now the lifeguard's gone."

'You know, Mertins, when you take a vacation day, you can actually stay at home.'

"Let's go somewhere fun and not really experience it."