Staycation Seeker Gifts

"With finances the way they are we had to give up the idea of a family holiday this year."

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'Now here's a place I like!'

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

Couch and Potato

'You know your problem, Harlan? You need to get in touch with your 'inner beach bum'.'

The Desert Island Package

A gondolier clears leaves form a pool

"Yay! School is done!!"

"I visited the beach on Google Earth. Next time I'll wear sunscreen."

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."

Inbox and outbox for books

I wanted to holiday at home...But in Spain.

"So, our holiday was cancelled but at least our tastebuds can still go to Italy."

"I'm so glad you've agreed to see Paris with me."

Couch potato.

"It was the boss' suggestion...that I take a working vacation...in the office."

'Surely the most environment-friendly holiday is staying at home.'

Bed and Breakfast and Couch and Coffee

'We don't have the money for everyone to go, and, well, our luggage has never been to the Bahamas before...'

'This is great! We should holiday at home next year too!'

"Come on John, it's not safe to work now the lifeguard's gone."

My Covid passport

"Looks like on of those 'Staycationers' in his motor home."

When they said more people were choosing to holiday at home I think they meant in the UK

"But why do we have to go on holiday? We can see all this stuff on TV."

"I didn't go anywhere this summer. I was home-camped."

'The wife and I are planning to look at pictures of Vegas online for our vacation this year. How about you and your family?'

"Why fly south?"

"Apparently our hotel is just a stone's throw from the beach..!"

'You know, Mertins, when you take a vacation day, you can actually stay at home.'

"Let's go somewhere fun and not really experience it."

"When people talk about a 'staycation' this isn't what they mean!"