Vacationer Mentality Mugs

Whale Watch: 'They migrate here each winter in search of souvenirs.'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Tourists

Easter Island legs

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Working Holiday

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Hiding the electronics.

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Travelling

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

Lounging by the pool

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

"I’ve got to take this. It’s someone who isn’t obsessed with summer fun."

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

"...and this is one of us on the beach."

The Perfect Cannonball

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.