Vacationer At Heart Mugs

"It's sweet how their presences linger on after the season."

'Vacations'

'It's quiet now but just you wait until the season starts.'

'Tell the press that I'm staying in St. Tropez until I've completed my mission.'

'I'm bored but not hungry: Let's just go and scare some bathers...'

Sounds of the Stock Market Crashing...

"Remember when you said 'retirement' was a dirty word?"

"Before the sound of lapping water commences please confirm your bank details."

Taking a call

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

'See you in two weeks!'

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

A proctologist by trade, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

Whale Watch: 'They migrate here each winter in search of souvenirs.'

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

"And that's when they left for vacation!"

"Oh, boy. Comfort food."

"Welcome to the staff! The compensation is generous and they have good benefits. They're cutting out our paid Bahamas cruise though, because too many employees never came back."

Flotation Device on the Phone

John takes a personivacation.

'When the airport said they were booking us on a different flight, I thouoght we'd still be going to Albuquerque!'

Summer Sketches - A Sea Lion

'Enough about your losing portfolio. Let me tell you about my vacation home in the Hamptons...'

"After the truffle season peaks, we like to kick back and do a little clamming."

'Lager Lout'- 'Saga Lout'

'My wife isn't really a morning person.'

Chloe had again chosen tubing the river.

"Well, I don't consider it a tattoo. I consider it a monogram."

Go with the flow. Life's a beach.

The Adventures of Morton - Reincarnation.