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"It's sweet how their presences linger on after the season."

'Vacations'

'It's quiet now but just you wait until the season starts.'

Home from vacation! I wonder what happened while I was gone. I'm guessing � it rained.

'Tell the press that I'm staying in St. Tropez until I've completed my mission.'

'I'm bored but not hungry: Let's just go and scare some bathers...'

Sounds of the Stock Market Crashing...

"Remember when you said 'retirement' was a dirty word?"

"Before the sound of lapping water commences please confirm your bank details."

Taking a call

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

'See you in two weeks!'

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

A proctologist by trade, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

Whale Watch: 'They migrate here each winter in search of souvenirs.'

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

"Relax, Marge! I'm sure the folks at 'Ultimate Pirate Adventures'. . ."

"And that's when they left for vacation!"

Flotation Device on the Phone

"Welcome to the staff! The compensation is generous and they have good benefits. They're cutting out our paid Bahamas cruise though, because too many employees never came back."

"Oh, boy. Comfort food."

John takes a personivacation.

Summer Sketches - A Sea Lion

'When the airport said they were booking us on a different flight, I thouoght we'd still be going to Albuquerque!'

"After the truffle season peaks, we like to kick back and do a little clamming."

'Enough about your losing portfolio. Let me tell you about my vacation home in the Hamptons...'

'Lager Lout'- 'Saga Lout'

'My wife isn't really a morning person.'

"Well, I don't consider it a tattoo. I consider it a monogram."

The Adventures of Morton - Reincarnation.