Vacationist With A Twist Mugs

'First, file a lawsuit against 'island getaways, inc.' then, get us outa here!'

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

Climate change

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

"Trust me, come low tide everyone will want these seats."

A proctologist by trade, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

Newton's vacation

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."

Overdoing it.

"Did you pack your own bags?"

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

The Making of a Gag Cartoon

"Welcome to the staff! The compensation is generous and they have good benefits. They're cutting out our paid Bahamas cruise though, because too many employees never came back."

English Summer: Man in a tanning bed on the beach in the middle of a storm.

Scene on the English coast.

Seaside

Yule Tide

Try and ride Brexit the donkey

'When the airport said they were booking us on a different flight, I thouoght we'd still be going to Albuquerque!'

1930's bather.

Self Service Island

"As the owner of a hotel chain, I found being shipwrecked quite a challenge."

'If you're coming on this road trip the sign stays'

Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

'Lager Lout'- 'Saga Lout'

'Gee, Doc; why the long face?'

A sign hangs from the front of the Sunnyvale Nudist Camp - 'Join Today - 100% Off!'