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'For Harland, every vacation is a working vacation.'

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Airlines

Bad fake tan day.

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

Fight or Flight

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

Sunbathers.

Tourists in Egypt

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

"Didn't you just say that?"

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

Heading off with a packed bag

"Honsetly Fred, we just got here and you want to go home."

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

"I only need shade for my wine."

"Life after death"

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."

Where do you see yourself five years from today, dork-boy? 43 Breen Road. What are you talking about? It's where everyone wants to go. It's the most popular AirBnB in San Francisco. The earliest opening they had was five years from today. Just book a hotel. Hotels are so 2007.

Taking Cupid on a holiday.