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'For Harland, every vacation is a working vacation.'

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Airlines

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Bad fake tan day.

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

Fight or Flight

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Tourists in Egypt

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

Sunbathers.

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

"Didn't you just say that?"

Heading off with a packed bag

"Honsetly Fred, we just got here and you want to go home."

"I only need shade for my wine."

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

"Life after death"

I've given you 110 for ten years, like you asked. Now I'm taking that year off that I've earned!

"Well Earned Vacation"