Vintage Vacationer T-Shirts

Overdoing it.

Seaside

Arriving At An Inn

Scene on the English coast.

The Hot Weather

'Do you have anywhere abroad, but like England in 1957.'

Hotel Rooms of the Old Testment

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

1930's bather.

"It's just not what I expected from a 1830 holiday!"

Excess Baggage: In the old days, folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a 'vacation'.

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

The Epsom Derby - Omnibus in Motion

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

A proctologist by trade, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

Take your time coming back...they're looking for scapegoats.

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

'Ahh, mannn! I thought you said this was a NUDE beach!' Two guys overlooking a clothed beach hoping it wasn't

"It's a hybrid!"

"Shoot, I forgot this place has early checkout."

"Do you get unlimited talk, text and data with that?"

'How was your holiday?'

'Maybe that'll teach you not to argue with the waiter over the bill!'

"You're right. The sunscreen does taste like ranch dressing."