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'Lager Lout'- 'Saga Lout'

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

Those Were The Days

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

"We've waited twenty-five years to make this trip, and we're certainly not interested in getting there in any six and a half hours."

"Frankly, Jackie Paper, I’ve done all I can with strings and sealing wax."

"We're on our way to the mall to do some off-line shopping."

Youth Hostel, Elder Hostel

A bit of Newlyn.

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

'What were you sent up for?'

An Appreciation

Overdoing it.

Scene on the English coast.

"He's gone from the most-wanted list to someone the authorities would like to talk to."

"I'll be on the porch, pushing ninety."

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

Seaside

'Mr Benett says that he's left his heart in San Fransisco.'

Rest area - 12 mile.

"Such a heavenly night I spent in your bed."

1930's bather.

Geriatrics clinic: 'Wine, women and song, Doc! But not swashbuckling too!'

Last Chance for Saturated Fats Next 200 Mi.

'Here's where things got ugly.'

"It's me. I was going through a 'Bon Jovi Phase.'"

'We've got to go back, Maurice; Barry forgot his teddy person.'

'Don't you think it's time we bought new suitcases?'

"The nice thing about school is it makes you appreciate summer more."

"We'll see you soon, kids! Your mother and I have won a romantic cruise for two on some man's huge ark."