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'Lager Lout'- 'Saga Lout'

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

Those Were The Days

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

"Frankly, Jackie Paper, I’ve done all I can with strings and sealing wax."

"We've waited twenty-five years to make this trip, and we're certainly not interested in getting there in any six and a half hours."

A bit of Newlyn.

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

Youth Hostel, Elder Hostel

"We're on our way to the mall to do some off-line shopping."

'What were you sent up for?'

Overdoing it.

An Appreciation

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

Scene on the English coast.

"He's gone from the most-wanted list to someone the authorities would like to talk to."

"I'll be on the porch, pushing ninety."

Seaside

Last Chance for Saturated Fats Next 200 Mi.

"Such a heavenly night I spent in your bed."

'...And if we look over to our right, we have the house Voltaire spend his formative years in,,,ahead in the tall grey building we have the home of....'

Every time I get a postcard from your brother, I regret that I carved him out of driftwood. Greetings.

Rest area - 12 mile.

1930's bather.

'Mr Benett says that he's left his heart in San Fransisco.'

Geriatrics clinic: 'Wine, women and song, Doc! But not swashbuckling too!'

"It's me. I was going through a 'Bon Jovi Phase.'"

'Here's where things got ugly.'

'Don't you think it's time we bought new suitcases?'

"The nice thing about school is it makes you appreciate summer more."

"We'll see you soon, kids! Your mother and I have won a romantic cruise for two on some man's huge ark."