Vacation Taker Pillows

"While you were on vacation, Zooker, a motion was made and seconded to saw five and a half inches off your chair legs."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Holiday time.

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

'He lives for his holidays.'

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Try me/try me/try me...

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

Time for vacation, time for work.

Tourists in Egypt

Summertime

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

"We're here to experience pleasure."

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

'What do you mean...You feel uncomfortable asking for time off?'

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

Old Macdonald's Hawaiian farm..

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"