Holiday Enjoyer Gifts

"Put it on pause, son, and come to Thanksgiving dinner."

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Christmas Tree

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

'He lives for his holidays.'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"Home depot."

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

Santa does a keg stand.

Happy Turkey Day!

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

Horn of Leftovers

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

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'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

'I hope you all like stuffing.'

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

North Pole twinned with Amazon

'See, Dear? Told you I'd make it fit!'

"These shades are GREAT-I dreamt I was in Tahiti!"